Matt Bors for November 09, 2011
November 07, 2011
November 11, 2011
Transcript:
Several states have introduced bills to define a fertilized egg as a "person." Zygote: That's me! Susie Thorneblum! 1425 Fallopian Ave., Mommy, USA Zygote: But now that I'm a REAL PERSON, I realize... We don't have as many legal protections as I thought. Zygote: I mean, it's not like a GIANT BUSINESS ENTITY. Zygote: So I'm starting my own. Zygote: If you want rights in this country - Life begins at incorporation. LLZ Limited Liability Zygote
pirate227 over 12 years ago
Until you incorporate.
PMDj1 over 12 years ago
THAT’S the part I didn’t get at the seminary!
INCORPORATE vs Discorporate
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
50% of fertilized eggs don’t implant in the uterus, so now Mississippi will ban the sale of tampons? Prosecute women for having their periods if they’ve had sexual “relations”? Or will they turn their backs as with corporations that screw people all the time and get away with it?
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Woman will be required to freeze their menstrual flow and freeze it. Then rush it to the hospital and have the zygote replanted.
Noveltman over 12 years ago
12 year old boys are going to be thrown in Federal Prison for having those dreams they’re known for having. (FBI agent: Little Timmy, are these YOUR SHEETS?)
Max Starman Jones over 12 years ago
Good grief; I’ve never seen such a load of sick comments all at one time like this. Do you guys really go around thinking this kind of stuff all the time? How depressing!
leweclectic over 12 years ago
Mark Twain correctly noted that, “There are no indecencies in Nature.” Must be this editorial and the comments submitted under it are not part of Nature (mine included).
d_legendary1 over 12 years ago
Here here!