A shark hospitalised a British tourist visiting Trinidad and Tobago. on 26th April 2024, so this is… a joke at his and his wife’s expense, I suppose. But I also suppose that tourists around the world are getting attacked by sharks on most days, so maybe it isn’t personal. To be exact, a news report says that “Last year, there were 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites worldwide, along with 14 fatalities, according to the Florida-based International Shark Attack File.” Well, those are the ones that have someone still around afterwards to get in touch with Florida and let them know.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
Sherman and Megan, you’re in the wrong strip
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Forget it. That would require survivors.
Robert Carnegie 30 days ago
A shark hospitalised a British tourist visiting Trinidad and Tobago. on 26th April 2024, so this is… a joke at his and his wife’s expense, I suppose. But I also suppose that tourists around the world are getting attacked by sharks on most days, so maybe it isn’t personal. To be exact, a news report says that “Last year, there were 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites worldwide, along with 14 fatalities, according to the Florida-based International Shark Attack File.” Well, those are the ones that have someone still around afterwards to get in touch with Florida and let them know.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 30 days ago
“My gut agrees.”
Gameguy49 Premium Member 30 days ago
You disarm them and I’ll go for the legs.
ladykat 30 days ago
Have fun.
Potamus 30 days ago
As they break into a synchronized swimming version of “Hello My Baby.”
HOTLOTUS1 30 days ago
I was thinking Baby Shark
cupertino jay 30 days ago
noun Yahoo..
> One of a race of filthy brutes in Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels.” See in the Dictionary of Noted Names in Fiction.
Lablubber 30 days ago
Still less risky than swimming with lawyers.
The Orange Mailman 30 days ago
Can they remember if they are dead?
AtariDragon 30 days ago
I suppose those are meant to be shades. Either that, or these are black-eyed people that the sharks really DON’T want to mess with.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 30 days ago
They’re gonna do a little offshore drilling.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 29 days ago
Think about it for a minute. They can’t remember if you kill them.