Lisa Benson for April 18, 2024

Has Lisa been struck with a moment of clarity???

The Republi-can’ts are so busy vying for Top Lunatic and slagging their fellow MAGAts in hopes of currying favor with the Manchurian Cantaloupe that they can’t even function at a basic level.

As someone said in an old western movie:

“They don’t know if they’re gut shot, powder burned or snake bit!”

Johnson = smooth as a Ken doll

If Johnson kicked out of the speakership, will he retire too?

He won’t be kicked out of the speakership The Dems will save him because who comes next will be even worse.

Strange, the barely elected GOP Speakers all find that even appear to do the job, they have to talk to the Dems. But any talking riles up MTG and her 6 allies.

I don’t trust that elephant.

i like Johnson. What’s the problem?

Worthless party above country republicans are totally incompetent.

Why would anyone vote for this dysfunctional party? They’ve done nothing but devour themselves and spend million$ on fruitless investigations.

Should be MTG holding that rope.

kick him out lose the elections. why they continue to play with themselves

“How DARE he provide aid to a country invaded by our mortal enemy after we guaranteed their security!”

“Besides, Putin is one of the BFFs of our MAGA Messiah, so he’s our BFF, too!”

The House is keeping the border open because Trump told them to.

This might be the least effective House in USA history.

Republicans can’t be trusted to manage governance. They can’t even manage their own affairs.

Republicans need to throw in the towel and admit they’re weak clowns with no vision and no prominence.

Honest assessment Ms. Benson.

Lisa, you should have put MTG, pulling the tightrope.

It’s weird how the MAGAs normalize and weaponize anti-Semitism domestically, but support Israel.

I like Johnson’s style, but like McCarthy before him, he needs to keep his promises to his caucus and those who elected him. 1 subject bills and the border before Ukraine and everyone else with their hand out

YOUR GUY, Lisa.

What, exactly, are you complaining about?

Johnson went to Mar-a-lago to kiss Your Messiah’s diaper. What else do you want him to do? He has already delayed aid to Ukraine long enough to cause hundreds or thousands of deaths in Ukraine and has sabotaged border legislation.

What more does Your Messiah want?

You’re right Lisa – they’re useless idiots!

And, just like with McCarthy before him, when he finally gets kicked out and the House decends into (even more) chaos, who will the Trumpbulicans blame?

“Democrats Made This Happen.”

I don’t agree with Mike Johnson’s stand on most things. But I do agree with him on aid to Ukraine, and I respect his willingness to do what is needed to get the right thing done. I hope that a coalition of respectable republicans and democrats can recognize the decency in his recent actions and keep him in the speaker’s chair.

Keep it up Marge. You and the rest of your magat putin puppets are going to end up in the minority due to your sheer stupidity. Then you will have the consolidation of knowing that you are responsible for having a democratic speaker.

It would be the honorable thing to do, so no, he won’t.

This is just proof there is healthy debate and open minded opinions in the Republican House. That’s opposed to to the Democrats who robotically March and vote in lock step like the good little Marxists and Fascists they are at the orders of their tyrannical leaders.

Maybe Johnson has come to an agreement with the Democrats (I know, treason and all that). Some work will actually get done (right, more treason etc) and they’ll vote down the ouster, together with sane Republicans.

I am on the Right, I am not far Right. This guy now only has five or so Representatives for a Majority. What can he do?

What is wrong with this cartoon is that the problem is not one big elephant (representing the Republican Party) but a couple baby rinos throwing tantrums, one of which should be a rare green rino with a gigantic mouth.

Is Trump on the other side? Then Johnson is doomed, deservedly so.

The Daily Show was priceless! Dulcie Sloan warned Johnson that “ doing the right thing is a slippery slope”.