Last August, a friend emailed a version of the old joke about a truckload of thesauri spilling all over the street, and the “varied” reactions of witnesses. I replied:
“I laugh, chuckle, chortle, guffaw, snicker, cackle, titter, snort, cachinnate (now that’s an odd one), ROFLMAO, am in stitches, split my sides….”
His tendency to do such a detailed analysis of the local animal life — instead of just running away — will shortly see him eliminated from the gene pool.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
Actually, a red-bellied thesaurus.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
It looks furious, cross, heated, mad, raging, provoked, outraged, annoyed, irritated, raving, hacked off, pis-sed off, infuriated, hot, incensed, enraged, exasperated, resentful, nettled, snappy, indignant, and irate.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
It packs a heavy punctuation.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
So much for that “words will never hurt me!” nonsense…
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
It could be an early ancestor of the Zilla Family.
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
If I could put those words to a tune, I’d be rich.
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
specifically the species Roget’s Thesaurus
sandpiper about 1 month ago
It’s a terrapakosynonyms
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. I was shocked, stunned, surprised, astonished, horrified, appalled and dumbstruck.
wrloftis about 1 month ago
Another comic for the Creation Museum in Petersburg, KY.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 month ago
I thought the Thesaurus died out long before people evolved.
InTraining about 1 month ago
and left you discombobulated…? It must be a Thesaurus Discombobulate…!
uniquename about 1 month ago
You’re lucky to be living, breathing, not dead, moving, alert, functioning, alive.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Now he’s as saurus hell.
Chazz about 1 month ago
The last living saurus, Roget.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
Good thing it’s extinct, disappeared, departed, bygone, wiped out, terminated…
(I’ll leave the “pining away for the fjords” references to someone else.)
thejanith Premium Member about 1 month ago
Brilliant! Absolutely priceless! Thanks for a good laugh.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
my favorite is the Punacosaurus
dogday Premium Member about 1 month ago
Now THAT’s cute!!!! I always wondered how they named that thing…
PaulMedina about 1 month ago
HAH!! my buddy and I always play one-up with thesaurus synonyms
DHBirr about 1 month ago
Last August, a friend emailed a version of the old joke about a truckload of thesauri spilling all over the street, and the “varied” reactions of witnesses. I replied:
“I laugh, chuckle, chortle, guffaw, snicker, cackle, titter, snort, cachinnate (now that’s an odd one), ROFLMAO, am in stitches, split my sides….”
Big Nate fan 123 about 1 month ago
Lol
norphos about 1 month ago
A new spin on that classic joke.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
His tendency to do such a detailed analysis of the local animal life — instead of just running away — will shortly see him eliminated from the gene pool.