That’s amazing. Back in B.C. she rubbed only ONE stick together and she made a fire! Nowadays, they tell you you have to rub TWO sticks together to make a fire!
I put most spiders outside, and some I leave alone—like the ones up in the corner that catch bugs before they come up the cellar steps. But if they are in my bedroom that can’t be tolerated— I just send them on to their next incarnation.
My friend’s sister was dying of cancer. She lived in Texas. He was visiting with her, and they saw a scorpion on her bed. She (rightfully) freaked out! They lost it, and she made them tear apart the whole bedroom looking for it.
In southern Arizona, we not only watch for spiders (brown recluses and black widows), but also scorpions entering the home. Going to pee at night can be painful if we’re not checking with a UV light.
Scorpio Premium Member 25 days ago
No point taking any chances.
AllishaDawn 25 days ago
One crawled under my couch last week. I just it’s not multiplying.
kbyrdleroy123 25 days ago
Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 25 days ago
What’s that clinging to your back?
atomicdog 25 days ago
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Enter.Name.Here 25 days ago
Could not find? Then we can assume it was not the hugeone she could hear breathing the other day.
baraktorvan 25 days ago
Yeah, better not call the insurance agent—she or he would scream “Fraud” louder than a saber tooth tiger can roar.
Mediatech 25 days ago
Fire in the hole!
luca.debus creator 25 days ago
I did the exact same thing to my last apartment when the dish washer broke.
Gent 25 days ago
So she gots beach facing property eh.
danketaz Premium Member 25 days ago
It does make Spring cleaning a lot easier.
preacherman 25 days ago
So, no more live in bug exterminator replaced with smokey smell.
dcdete. 25 days ago
That’s amazing. Back in B.C. she rubbed only ONE stick together and she made a fire! Nowadays, they tell you you have to rub TWO sticks together to make a fire!
rondm66 25 days ago
Throw out the baby with the bath water.
Chris 25 days ago
what other course was she suppose to take action on… :\
Doug K 25 days ago
If fumigating doesn’t seem to be good enough, …
… torching is the way to go.
chris_o42 25 days ago
I put most spiders outside, and some I leave alone—like the ones up in the corner that catch bugs before they come up the cellar steps. But if they are in my bedroom that can’t be tolerated— I just send them on to their next incarnation.
rockyridge1977 25 days ago
The ultimate cleanse !!!!!!!
Just-me 25 days ago
Best thing to do.
sandpiper 25 days ago
If she’s that extreme about a small bug, well stand back, guys. She ain’t no easy date.
Daltongang Premium Member 25 days ago
Oh Good Grief. The fat broad loves to pound snakes into the ground, but didn’t think to use the same club on her mattress?
wongo 25 days ago
I got an iPhone 14 Pro for my wife. I was pretty happy with the trade.
zeexenon 25 days ago
When their babies are ballooning through the air, keep your mouth closed when speed biking. (True story experience, after the fact.)
ladykat 25 days ago
That’s just a tad drastic, I think.
dflak 25 days ago
There is evidence that cavemen did set their caves on fire to rid them of various vermin.
poppacapsmokeblower 25 days ago
Spring cleaning done “well done.” Also the cave walls are freshly “painted” black.
paranormal 25 days ago
She couldn’t find the mattress?
DaBump Premium Member 25 days ago
Awww, I’m glad I don’t have arachnophobia.
mindjob 25 days ago
I hope she can afford a new Tempur-Pedic
blakerl 25 days ago
House cleaning was so easy back in the day.
AStarofDestiny 25 days ago
I hope the mosquitoes find you especially tasty, Fat Broad (I can’t remember her new name).
Angry Indeed 24 days ago
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What’s next? A limit of comments per day?
Angry Indeed 24 days ago
I guess Shelob stiffed her of it’s half of the rent money.
Man of the Woods 24 days ago
She’s like my girlfriend, both spiders and snakes.
tcayer 24 days ago
My friend’s sister was dying of cancer. She lived in Texas. He was visiting with her, and they saw a scorpion on her bed. She (rightfully) freaked out! They lost it, and she made them tear apart the whole bedroom looking for it.
indysteve9 24 days ago
Works for me!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 24 days ago
“There goes my deposit”
pflutke59 24 days ago
In southern Arizona, we not only watch for spiders (brown recluses and black widows), but also scorpions entering the home. Going to pee at night can be painful if we’re not checking with a UV light.
David Rickard Premium Member 24 days ago
PZ Myers gives this two chelicerae down.
mistercatworks 24 days ago
Works for bedbugs
ars731 24 days ago
Works for bed bugs too
dbrucepm 24 days ago
it wriggled and jiggled and snuggled beside her
Ron Bauerle 24 days ago
Where’d she get the gasoline? And for that matter, the match?