One less friend. You only get my chocolate if you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Why do their shirts always match? Curious.
And newly found trust issues, don’t forget that.
So true.
I don’t know what Billy has, but Sam has a broken arm.
A poorly worded question.
Three Stooges’ Teacher: “If you had a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar, how much would you have?” Larry: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Larry: “You don’t know my father.”
One friend with a black eye and six candy bars again.
Well he’s not wrong.
The clean copper clappers kept in a closet were stolen by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland.
Six. He punched Sam in the nose and took back his candy bars.
This is the math lesson, Michael; not philosophy.
a FORMER friend.
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Macushlalondra 25 days ago
One less friend. You only get my chocolate if you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Dogtreat Premium Member 25 days ago
Why do their shirts always match? Curious.
luca.debus creator 25 days ago
And newly found trust issues, don’t forget that.
Gina “Goldie” Hemphill-Toms 25 days ago
So true.
MIHorn Premium Member 24 days ago
I don’t know what Billy has, but Sam has a broken arm.
brick10 24 days ago
A poorly worded question.
tvstevie 24 days ago
Three Stooges’ Teacher: “If you had a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar, how much would you have?” Larry: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Larry: “You don’t know my father.”
megerkey 24 days ago
One friend with a black eye and six candy bars again.
cuzinron47 24 days ago
Well he’s not wrong.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 24 days ago
The clean copper clappers kept in a closet were stolen by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland.
eddi-TBH 24 days ago
Six. He punched Sam in the nose and took back his candy bars.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 24 days ago
This is the math lesson, Michael; not philosophy.
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin 24 days ago
a FORMER friend.