Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 23, 2024

Adam’s mother or grandmother seem to never had a biscuit canister full of sewing tools …. that’s why he’s surprised…

From Not Always Right : TMI Am Out Of Here!

A customer comes up to me in the pharmacy, drops his underwear, and shows me all his intimate bits covered in some kind of rash.

Customer: “What do I need?”

Me: “A doctor and a sense of boundaries…”

NOT my story but I would bet money it was in a Wal-Mart!

You could make sock puppets, y’know.

Hmm burn those socks.

But it was Jimmy Hoffa’s toenail!

Maybe they’re magic. The mothholes seem to be gone.

I agree with Adam. It was supposed to be full of money, not old socks! Who stored old socks this way?

Getting rid of the socks might clear up that funk he’s been in.

They are precious. The previous owner was a sock puppeteer.

Did Adam think to check the treasure chest for a false bottom?

Silly question, Adam doesn’t think

At least it wasn’t underwear!!

Is there a toe attached to that nail?

That did happen to me. I had a BAD toe stub and the nail turned black. Around a month later I took my socks off for bed and the nail stayed. Wife thought that was incredibly gross.

I think the law actually only applies to buried treasure chests.

But maybe they’re Gold Toe socks.

It ain’t the socks. That case belonged to Winston Churchill. He kept his weekend booze in there.

Are they holey socks?

And then there’s eerie laughter from the ghost saying “What a maroon”.

Note to self: Do not read cartoons while eating lunch.

That was a teenage boys collection. You should remember that, Adam.

So, definitely NOT brown then!

First of all, EEW. And second, I thought all the socks were brown.

Now just put them into a time capsule for future generations to discover.

Sersly Adam? you couldnt make it a kids treasure map or something

GUH…. We did NOT need to hear that, Laura. NOT HELPING.

Eew!

I might be deluded, but, for some reason, I’m thinking there is a false panel in the trunk, that’s hiding a real treasure, and the socks were camouflage, or, there is something in each of the socks.