A guy goes to a shrink. The doc asks why he is there and he says, “my wife told me to come here because I like sausages.” The doc says “there’s nothing wrong with that. I like sausages too.” The guy brightens up and says “you should come to my house! I have thousands !”
A packet makes a fine cup of tomato soup. Just ask for a glass of hot water at your favourite restaurant with your order of toast and you have the basis for at least a two course meal.
mccollunsky about 1 month ago
Well they’ll never hurt for ketchup there.
cdward about 1 month ago
Yet she still buys ketchup at the grocery store.
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago
Waste not, want not!
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 month ago
A guy goes to a shrink. The doc asks why he is there and he says, “my wife told me to come here because I like sausages.” The doc says “there’s nothing wrong with that. I like sausages too.” The guy brightens up and says “you should come to my house! I have thousands !”
Kidon Ha-Shomer about 1 month ago
Ugh I’m so far behind, mustard, mustard, mustard, mustard…see I’ll never ketch up.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
A packet makes a fine cup of tomato soup. Just ask for a glass of hot water at your favourite restaurant with your order of toast and you have the basis for at least a two course meal.
ladykat about 1 month ago
That’s a lot of ketchup!
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Just put some on a few saltine crackers yesterday. First time since the late 50s. A veg and bread. Well, carbs at least.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
You know… in Hines sight…
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stillfickled Premium Member 30 days ago
No catsup for me!