Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for April 22, 2024

He’s a ding-a-ling.

I thought he had Died!

Gratuities welcome.

With that hair, he must be a mammal.

Ring-a-ding for the ding-a-ling.

Was hoping for a wise a$$…

Why is she climbing? It’s in the ocean. She could swim to the guru.

Do this one again, Jim, and have the guru silently pull out a Ring bell for service sign and place it by the bell.

Those hoping for a wise @ss will be disappointed, because he is a dumb @ss, even though he isn’t a donkey.

Ring ring! One mantra please!

Anyone wanna bet that this guru is actually a quack and can’t actually help Megan?

I’m assuming that all that white stuff is supposed to be a beard, but at first glance I thought he was a penguin.

He must be very old. You don’t see too many fish with facial hair.

Really wise gurus put up a sign.

I can never remember. Do you tip your wise guy? Or just toss him off the ledge?

Smarty pants.