Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 16, 2024

One time there were 151 live bugs.

Gill Bates Gelinda Mates

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

talk about a “Snootfull”!

“Waterless Toilets”?

Duh … We used to call them “Outhouses”.

Breaking News:

There was a break in at the police station today and the toilet was stolen.

The police have nothing to go on.

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I bought a toilet brush yesterday

But I gotta say that I still prefer toilet paper!

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Success is like toilet paper;

it only seems important when you don’t have it.

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What does a non-binary person do on the toilet?

They /She /It

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers

The Times are rough

I guess that explains why their marriage is in the toilet.

Why does it cost millions for outhouses with worms added to them?

Where does the waste from the worms go?

Are these indoor “out”-houses?

I just had to google it. The bugs were fly larvae, and he got them in his nose after handling raw fish.

A box of limy worms feeding endlessly on human waste? Here in America, we call that “Congress”

Do Bill and Melinda Gates have one in their primary home? Just off the Master Bedroom. And another for guests.

So holes in the earth with a toilet seat over it is worth millions to install……I’m in the wrong business.

I wonder if Bill and Melinda use one of those themselves.

I like the waterless toilet with the crescent moon cut in the door

Should we be glad for virophages?

Really need to skip Ripley’s when I’m eating lunch.

I hear the worms have a massive die off when humans face starvation.

EEW, GROSS! I’m sure I don’t have to mention which two tidbits I’m referring to.