Hopefully, dogs wake up from their bad dreams before the bitter end, like humans do.
When The Menu And Prices Are In Your Nightmares…
It’s late and I have worked a long double shift. An ex-coworker comes in to get a meal.
Me: “Hi! What would you like?”
Customer: “Combo four, please.”
Me: “Combo meal four with fries and Dr. Pepper?”
Customer: “Would you like to go large with that?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Customer: “That’ll be $4.95.”
Me: “Thanks… Wait…”
Customer: “Oh… what happened?”
Next Customer In Line: “Did you two just swap bodies?!”
This is what happens when two tired fast-food workers are on autopilot!
Doggie dreams! Loved watching Rugby have them. Hilarious when their legs are moving! Ha
That’s the way the cookie crumbles! The Milky Bones, too!
LOL.. only a dog would eat crumbs out of a vacuum cleaner. Too funny.
Left overs and recycled!!!!!!
Well, Rover, I guess the nightmare was just a dream, then!
I don’t have crumbs in the vacuum cleaner because Newton gets them first!
Happy ending, Rover.
November 20, 2013
rasputin's horoscope about 1 month ago
Hopefully, dogs wake up from their bad dreams before the bitter end, like humans do.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
When The Menu And Prices Are In Your Nightmares…
It’s late and I have worked a long double shift. An ex-coworker comes in to get a meal.
Me: “Hi! What would you like?”
Customer: “Combo four, please.”
Me: “Combo meal four with fries and Dr. Pepper?”
Customer: “Would you like to go large with that?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Customer: “That’ll be $4.95.”
Me: “Thanks… Wait…”
Customer: “Oh… what happened?”
Next Customer In Line: “Did you two just swap bodies?!”
This is what happens when two tired fast-food workers are on autopilot!
robertdkrebs Premium Member about 1 month ago
Doggie dreams! Loved watching Rugby have them. Hilarious when their legs are moving! Ha
Catfeet Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s the way the cookie crumbles! The Milky Bones, too!
g04922 about 1 month ago
LOL.. only a dog would eat crumbs out of a vacuum cleaner. Too funny.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Left overs and recycled!!!!!!
ladykat about 1 month ago
Well, Rover, I guess the nightmare was just a dream, then!
my3dogsons about 1 month ago
I don’t have crumbs in the vacuum cleaner because Newton gets them first!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Happy ending, Rover.