Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2024

I don’t know, Satchel. I think Attila might have had a good idea or 2.

Not just a bad idea, a dangerous one.

The famed Satchel Burn!

I didn’t know Satchel knew that much.

Forward by Xi Jinping and Brandon.

Satchel waxing poetic!

Patented by Genghis Khan, packaged by neocolonialism, and distributed by stubbing your toe on the corner of a piece of furniture.

Bad — but in a good sort of way.

Slap a sticker with the Pledge of Allegiance on it, call it the “God Bless the USA D.U.S.I.,” and you can triple the price.

Satchel’s really upped his shade-hurling game.

just as a point of information, it is wrong to call Benedict Arnold a traitor…he and his wife escaped to England before the war ended and he was never tried or convicted…just sayin’

That says a lot as Attilla rarely endorses anything other than himself…..

Bucky’s idea didn’t have legs. Technically, it had an arm—but that’s reaching…at 6,000 RPM.

Oh this is dialog GOLD !

I knew it…well, I know it now.