Kliban by B. Kliban for April 29, 2024

I want that sign.

If you are caught thinking you will be punished to the full extent of the law.

The Maximum Penalty for yielding to ‘Ironic Process Theory’ may include trampling by a rogue Pink Elephant!

I wonder what the penalty is for reading that sign?

Come get me coppers

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…

If You Are Waiting For A Sign, This Is It.

Local auto shop signage;

Private sign; Do not read

It’s enticement.