Matt Wuerker for March 21, 2024

You might get some really good deals here, especially with Trump handling the money.

As severe as his dementia has become, he might give you $20 change for a $1 bill.

He’d sell his soul… if he had one.

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He will rob you blind. He always has been a thief, a charlatan, a grifter and a conman. Don’t expect to get your money’s worth.

Did I call it or what? Everybody kept saying trump was finally going to get what he deserved then, at the last second some trump bought judge cuts his bond by70% AND gives him 10 more days at which time there’ll be another cut and delay and so on and so on until he pays nothing. Trump has never and will never face an actual consequence for anything…EVER!

Maybe he can borrow from the $2 billion his son in-law got from the Saudis?

Forgot his TikTok-invested pal…

His truth? social stock jumped yesterday. Now he’s got enough to pay that bond.

He’d never sell those crappy hats for 5 cents.

I’d like to take that jet, but I’d be better off with the toilet. It’s cheaper to sanitize.

Why can’t he borrow money from Jared? Jared got $2 billion from the Saudis.

Orange Jesus cannot touch the IPO money for six months, based on SEC rules. I am sure he will fight this because is six months the stock price is predicted to drop by 95%.

He always looks like a wet cat.