Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for March 30, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Two from Not Always Right: Medication To Cure Delusions Of Self-Importance

    (The phone rings.)

    Me: “Good morning, [Pharmacy]. This is [My Name] speaking.”

    Customer: “I need to speak to the pharmacist.”

    Me: “Sorry, the pharmacist is consulting at the moment. Maybe I can help you?”

    Customer: “No. It’s super urgent. Only the pharmacist can answer this question.”

    (Luckily, the pharmacist has just finished consulting.)

    Me: “Oh! The pharmacist has just finished consulting. I will put you on.”

    Pharmacist: “Hello? [Pharmacist] speaking.”

    Customer: “What time do you guys close?”

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Flo is right.

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    MIHorn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sometimes you just have to nod and smile and escape quickly. Like when a colleague as ranting about Ozempic being gila monster venom.

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