Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 25, 2024

Can Andy afford a lawyer in a fancy purple suit?

good luck Andy…. and my condolences…

Bob’s Kebabs?

Is that the chip shop where Elvis works?

Which kebab shop?

Didn’t know that town was so advanced as to have computers. And how could that worthless bum afford a solicitor? Unless GB has socialized legal services as well as medicine.

Bad lawyer.

And there was one of your blokes provoking him.

Looks like Andy hired a discount lawyer. You always get what you paid for.

That’s a good lawyer, meaning average.

Any port in a storm folks – hence any legal beagle.

Poor Andy! Things weren’t as he remembered them.

Not for the first time, someone has wished that their lawyer would shut up!

Once again the 3td panel does Andy in……

Andy’s lawyer gives a whole new meaning to “the lesser of two evils”.

Even the cop had to roll his eyes.

Every time I see “CCTV” I say to myself, Why be so specific about the methodology? it’s just a security camera. It could be another type.

Come on, let’s give public defenders their deserved due: overworked, underpaid, but dedicated to justice. Gov has unlimited funds, PDs get the scraps from the table!

At least Andy wasn’t brawling with his lawyer—at least not yet!

I have a feeling this isn’t going to be a good outcome for our hero (as dear Affie would say)

xxx

@Everyone

Well, Lent ends on Sunday so that will mean I’ve successfully completed it for the 3rd time in a row and will be reactivating Facebook. It’s absolutely flew over. Feel really proud of myself. I went to bingo last Friday but I didn’t win. Bummer.

However I got a lovely surprise today when I discovered that I got something in the mail from the bingo again. So that means I’ll be going this Friday too. Good Friday. Such an addict. Haha.

If I win it’ll be a “Very” Good Friday.

Should be a great week. I hope it’s a great week for all of you as well.

Andy brawls with his lawyer in the fourth panel. (Should have know better than to hire a guy in a purple suit.)

Does British law allow for appeals because of incompetent representation?

The lawyer is suppose to plead insanity for the client, not himself.