Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 14, 2024

One time I was 51, and I still am. What about Krystal overhearing Miles talking about pretending to be Kevin and asking him what he means by pretending?

Gene’s dignity hurts more than his back.

Given Gene acts like he’s 70, 50 is being charitable.

Nice recovery, Gene. May want to give Miles another shot at playtime, though.

I can remember when I thought 40 was old. Now 40 year olds are youngsters.

Not sure if I’ll ever admit being old. Age happens, but I’m remaining immature.

How old is Gene, anyway? I’m guessing 36

Jack Benny and I. 39 and holding.

Gene needs to work out. Some good old fashioned exercise will ease those back pains.

“Old” is always ten years older than you are.

Everyone is getting old(er).

Umm, who makes all the messes that makes vacuuming needed?

deflecting.

Our grown kiddos were still testing their dad’s strength during his 50s. Good times. Enjoy them. Now there is no contest who’s got the strength in the family.

Hey Gene, Ralph was putting his inversion table at the curb.. but then he hurt his back doing it, with hel I may add.

“Weird old man noises” hahahahaha

He’s about to get straightened up in a hurry!

Is this really Miles, or are he and Kevin still in each other’s bodies?

“I dunno, Gene – when was the last time you vacuumed in here?”

I always thought fifty was old when I was ten. The cute irony is once you turn one, you are already a old man.