Did you notice how those crappy TV commercials began JUST as the robocalls ended..? Hmmm… They raised enough on those calls to blitz TV with star-studded ads…
Got sick visiting Hawaii once. I asked the Urgent Care doc where HE went for vacation … he said “Alaska, for the last 10 years!” Which makes sense when you think about it …!
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Imagine about 1 month ago
They sure a re persistent. Gotta give them that.
vacman about 1 month ago
Have you updated your medicare plan this year?
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Or, “Please update the information on your CIBC account.”
I don’t have one.
admiree2 about 1 month ago
Or the warranty on lawn mower that you sold two years ago is about to expire.
Dang it! A selling point that might have gotten me a few more bucks and I didn’t even know I had one…oh wait, I didn’t.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Thank goodness! I was really worried about that.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
“This is the I.R.S…”
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
You’ve been declared legally dead. Please call or write to confirm.
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago
They didn’t include a pen … or more importantly, a two-way radio.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Why is he reading Wilson’s mail?
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
You can have it serviced at any local service center.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
Notice Dave’s smiley face and grumpy face on the ball.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
You’re still better off than the guys in Loose Parts today.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
Easy. Just write back saying you’ll sign up. THEN they will find you.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
This is your Final Bottle… this offer expires soon!
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
no escape…
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Actually, needs a warranty on his current home. ’Had a red sky morning.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
on the side, he should have a bowl of soup with 2 flies in it!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
I was thinkin’ extended boat warranty.
waes-hael about 1 month ago
Did you notice how those crappy TV commercials began JUST as the robocalls ended..? Hmmm… They raised enough on those calls to blitz TV with star-studded ads…
Perkycat about 1 month ago
I still get this for a car we haven’t owned for over twelve years!
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Fortunately, that particular nasty advertising meme has finally been quashed with new technology and new laws regarding phone spam.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
Is Ralph drinking a piña colada?
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Got sick visiting Hawaii once. I asked the Urgent Care doc where HE went for vacation … he said “Alaska, for the last 10 years!” Which makes sense when you think about it …!
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gammaguy about 1 month ago
His ex is no longer willing to tend to the maintenance of his car.
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
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wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
at least ya got pina coladas!