Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 13, 2024

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    benjnavarro28  3 months ago

    It was a drink to die for

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    They’re hard to twist when they’re lodged between the vertebrae.

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    Snoots  3 months ago

    He should have ordered a shot instead.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    He didn’t finish his drink. Can I have it—minus the knife?

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    StephenRice  3 months ago

    So that’s what they mean by a twist ending?

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Come on everybody and twist.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Twist and shout.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    And don’t ask for one on the rocks.

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    Where’s Chubby Checker when you need him?

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Could have been worse, he could have ordered a double!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    That’s definitely a plot twist.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    He meant Lemon Twist!

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    ira.crank  3 months ago

    His best friend was the bartender.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 3 months ago

    This will need to be investigated by a constable.

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    stamps  3 months ago

    The jigger’s up.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Martini with a stab of lemon

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He’s so drunk, he’s gonna s-dagger home.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    “Would you like a stake with that drink?”

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Whatever you do don’t order a chaser.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Very funny!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    He took a stab at it but….

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    It’s mystery night.

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    Happy Cat Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s a Ketel 1 vodka with a twist!

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he never could hold his drink. always ending up face down on the bar…

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    ars731  3 months ago

    Well, kiddies… he was dying for an drink anyway. HAAHHHAHAHAHA!

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