Pickles by Brian Crane for March 16, 2024

Is she playing tonsil hockey with her dog?

That is SICK AND GROSS KISSING A DOG ON THE MOUTH GRRRRRROOOOS

I think Buster is punchin’ the ol’ tonsil bag

If Emily’s dating a dog does that make her his b*tch? Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Kind of cute really!

Have we seen Emily before?

Check out Roscoe’s expression in the last panel. It’s the same look of disgust that Ralphie made when Randy had his head down in his plate of mashed potatoes, making pig noises, while his mother was encouraging him with “Show Mommy how the piggy eats!”

Thank goodness Buster is not a French Poodle.

When I take my dog in the car she sits in the passenger seat in an elevated carrier. I past the time driving to the park describing to her the multitude of odors I detect in her breath.

She needs to realize that Buster licks his own butt and eats cat poop!

“You would never catch me doing that!”-Roscoe

nothing better than doggy kisses!

Excellent motive to brush his teeth twice a day. A half pill of Benadryl does the trick.

She has one, and his name is Buster.

Roscoe is not amused in panel four.

Poor advice this time, Opal!

I gotta hand signal for ya!

I’d rather kiss my puppy than anyone!

Well, these comments went downhill fast this morning.

Never quite understood how we let dogs lick our face, knowing that they lick their butts and other parts. Why do we do this?

I love my Grandpuppies, but I’m inclined to agree with Lucy in the kissing department: “HELP! I’VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG! I’VE GOT DOG GERMS! GET SOME HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!”

Get a boyfriend like Earl, Emily!

Sometimes the only love we can have is from a loveable pet of any species. The rest of you get your minds out of the gutter.

They say a dog is mans best friend.. works for the ladies as well. Stick with Buster. Buster is not going to lick and tell so your secrets are safe.

Looks Ike Roscoe agrees.

My dog was stone deaf, but I swear he could hear me open a can of dog food from 100 yards away!

He also knew when I was coming home. I’d be turning into the driveway and his face would suddenly appear in the living room window.

Yeah……. no kidding HUH..???

Not that it’s something to brag about…but I’ve kissed my dog about 100x as many times as I’ve kissed a woman…

eww

Well, Buster sheds less, and if she’s gonna get her leg humped anyway. might as well stop at the shin.

One smooch is okay, occasionally.

he’s like the little fish that swim in a sharks mouth and clean old bits of food off their teeth although she could probably just take hers out and let him do it

At that age all of the good boyfriends are taken.

The dog is french…………

Good advice Opal

Rosco does not appear amused.

“Dog breath” is not something most guys are looking for.

Yeeechh!

The dog growls at her in the morning and stays out late at night. What does she need a boyfriend for?

Maybe Raj is available.

She says the dog is deaf, and then explains she does two different things to get her dog’s attention, and both require him to be able to hear. How else would Buster know when she is making kissing noises, if he can’t hear? He can’t always be looking at her face.

Look at the disdain on Roscoe’s face.

Dogs… after wives, man’s best friend.

Doggy kisses are the bestest