Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 31, 2024

I bet the “Steel Srapler” really sticks to your ribs!

Looks like more than 5.631 ducks to me…

Oh, so that’s where staple foods come from!

One time there were 5,632 rubber ducks.

Kal Volpanov

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

What do you call a duck that steals things?

A robber ducky.

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On what side does a duck have the most feathers?

The outside.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you say to a duck who’s just won the lottery?

“You lucky duck!”

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What does a duck wear to a fancy event?

A duck-sedo!

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What do you get when you mix ducks with fireworks?

A firequacker!

I’ll have a six foot USB cable, hold the onions.

She beats Ernie’s record.

I’ve had lunch at some places that taste like office supplies.

Bad idea. Staplers are tangible assets that an audit may ask to see. Use consumables or intangibles, paper, ink, tape, staples. At least, I think that’s the way to go… I’ve never ever reported fake expenses… or lied… :D

Wasabi-flavored toothpaste? DJ Octavio would enjoy that! Wait, do octopus even have teeth?

Now that we order office supplies online, that restaurant will have to deliver

I like the menu idea from that restaurant!

i love wasabi! (the real stuff, not the green horseradish they serve in sushi places nowadays)

Played guitar in a band of workmates, all worked at a big Univ hospital. We became workplace favorites, playing parties etc. We called the band PigzRMen and within 6 months there were little pig toys, pix, etc EVERYWHERE in the house…

Yes… I’d like a ream of copy paper medium rare, hold the onions, with a side of curly dry-erase markers. And a large diet Copy ton…er.. Change that to a medium Liquid Paper, extra sugar/ And my wife wants paper clips with house dressing and a side of rubber bands.

I’m guessing that Charlotte Lee also owns a Jeep.

Thank goodness I know that orange colored cheddar is terrible cheese that they had to dye to make it seem like good stuff

Americans don’t like white cheese that’s why its yellow nothing to do with quality ask the UK where Cheddar is white

The “high-quality cheese” that they considered was Velveeta and Kraft American cheese.

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My Medical Library Association once shared a Jackson, WY resort with the International Visual Literacy Association. One of their traditions was – maybe still is – to get a new rubber duck for each meeting’s hot tub session. The one for Jackson had a cowboy hat.

Lead Chromate and carcinogenic coal tar dyes were once used to color cheese. This fact is one that right-wing free market wackos should consider before railing against government regulation and public health laws. Or they should consume an abundance of free market, competition based, poisonous food stuffs.

And Blue Cheese isn’t blue and Gorgonzola doesn’t care what color it is,