Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 08, 2024

Take this shove and job it

Unrequited love.

Puts Donald Sutherland from Invasion of theBody Snatcheres to shame.

So of course, someone has to mention the song…https://www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

Things are never what they seem to be…and closer than they appear…

She just not into you .

Now he loves her even more.

Well Lio, at some point all of us think that.

Except Lio doesn’t have a flat-top haircut.

“The course of true love never did run smooth” — Act I, Scene 1 of William Shakespeare’s comedy, A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

Maybe Lio was singing “Whistle While You Work”.

Does she have bad breath?

When does unrequited love become stalking?

“Stop Dragging My Heart Around!” :)

Johnny Paycheck who also had a hit with a song whose title was the length of the maximum sentence for a misdemeanor.

Major bonus points for the nod to the late, great Johnny Paycheck.

His heart isn’t in it.