Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 20, 2024

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    seanfear  28 days ago

    I literally did that (just figured it was the mirror on my way to the bathroom)

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    Yakety Sax  28 days ago

    To be, or not to be: that is the question:

    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

    And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

    No more; and by a sleep to say we end

    The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

    That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation

    Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;

    To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;

    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

    Must give us pause: there’s the respect

    That makes calamity of so long life;

    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

    The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,

    The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,

    The insolence of office and the spurns

    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,

    When he himself might his quietus make

    With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,

    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

    But that the dread of something after death,

    The undiscover’d country from whose bourn

    No traveller returns, puzzles the will

    And makes us rather bear those ills we have

    Than fly to others that we know not of?

    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;

    And thus the native hue of resolution

    Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,

    And enterprises of great pith and moment

    With this regard their currents turn awry,

    And lose the name of action.—Soft you now!

    The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons

    Be all my sins remember’d.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 28 days ago

    It reminds me of the Dunkin’s commercial, lo these many years ago. “Time to make the donuts.” “I made the donuts.” He was coming and going.

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    Calvinist1966  28 days ago

    Reminds me of a limerick:-

    “A scientist named White,

    Travelled faster than light,

    He flew past Mars,

    Beyond the stars,

    And came back the previous night."

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    PraiseofFolly  28 days ago

    And then there’s Robert A. Heinlein’s tour de force, “All You Zombies.”

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    Carl  Premium Member 27 days ago

    My nightly hot chocolate cup is still warm for my morning cup of coffee.

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    rockyridge1977  27 days ago

    Try a no passing zone!!!!

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    ladykat  27 days ago

    I go to bed early and get up early.

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    CorkLock  27 days ago

    Aunty and booze are very close friends. Idle thinking. Maybe overthinking. Drunk thinking. Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayI wish, I wish he’d go away…

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    pheets  27 days ago

    Sleep, good sleep, really is a fickle thing for some..

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    cuzinron47  27 days ago

    Race her to the bathroom.

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    cuzinron47  27 days ago

    I go to bed early and get up late, I almost get up before I go to bed.

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    old_geek  27 days ago

    Sleep is overrated…

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    goboboyd  27 days ago

    Give you an idea about how your day is going go. And your sleep.

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