Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 19, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Dad: What’s the hardest thing about being a cross-eyed teacher?

    Family: No idea

    Dad: Controlling your pupils

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    mafastore  3 months ago

    My dad was known for telling jokes and his sense of humor (including the cross-eyed teacher joke) and I miss all the time. He never was upset at having only daughters and we each ended up doing something “son” related with him – me, I worked with him and took over his accounting practice when died – much too early – of cancer. I would also help do work around the house – had my own saw and hammer (husband terribly impressed by a girl who could use tools). I would help him with whatever work had to be done at home, etc.

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    Kiba65  3 months ago

    I tell dad jokes and he sometimes laughs…..

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    davidob  3 months ago

    Timing’s everything in this business.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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    MikeM_inMD  3 months ago

    I don’t understand this strip – dad jokes are always funny.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    He tried to amp up ‘Pull my finger.’ to ‘Pull my foot’.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    I would never even think of doing what they’re doing in the middle panel, jumping a bike over steps. Too much of a risk of falling.

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    My Dad was always telling jokes – especially, at dinner time when we were around the kitchen table and therefore a captive audience. Some of his jokes were really funny and memorable, others were truly corny Dad Jokes. Lame jokes or not, I miss him and his wonderful ( if slightly skewed ) sense of humor.

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    darcyandsimon  3 months ago

    Ba-da-BOOM!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    My one brother is more into ‘dad jokes’ than my father ever was. He even feels the need to share them from time to time in the family text thread.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago

    A childless man who tells dad jokes is a faux pa.

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    Brian  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I had a friend back in college days who couldn’t tell jokes. He started the one about Roy Rogers, his boots, and a mountain lion. We all knew it, but were listening supportively. He got to the punchline, and said, “Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes.” The correct one is, of course, “Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.” Ugh.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Among my favorite dad jokes is this Golden Oldie:

    Me (as we drove past a cemetery): That’s a very popular place.

    Kids (they’d heard it before, but were willing to indulge me): Why, dad?

    Me: People are dying to get in!

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    Lisa Marie Chamberlain  3 months ago

    My dad always has dads joke!!

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