Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 28, 2024

One bunny ear at a time.

Next, the bunny rears!

The perfect food

I wonder if the late Hugh Hefner got chocolate bunnies, etc.

Holidays and other occasions are thinly veiled excuses to eat more chocolate.

He considers himself a chocolat-ear.

It’s the most eggciting time of the year for chickens!

I’ve seen chocolate chickens. He’d better look out! :)

I always get thirsty when I eat too much chocolate. I get thirstier faster when it’s dark chocolate.

In my part of Texas, it gets so hot during the summer that a chocolate bar will start to melt between the time you take it out of the store and the time you get through the parking lot to your car.

You basically have to eat it right in front of the store unless you pack it in with the frozen items.

Mom once suggested we share one rabbit at a time. I offered my brudder a bite of the business end. He howled, mom took the bunny away from me, and I got grounded.

Step AWAY from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

I was an ears to base eater.