the Pope died and went to Heaven and Saint Peter handed him a skateboard to get around. Just as he was getting used to it, a long limousine pulled up and a guy got in. The Pope asks “How come he got a limo and I got a skateboard?” Saint Peter answered “We have a lot of Popes, but he’s the first lawyer”
Duke of Omnium 6 months ago
On Cloud 7.5, the champagne is actually prosecco, and your local football team is the Cleveland Browns.
Cornelius Noodleman 6 months ago
Hey, you, get off a my cloud!
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
Within the Sphere of the Empyrean, they drink only Light Beer.
nosirrom 6 months ago
OK but it will cost 20,000 angel miles.
ron45wells 6 months ago
the Pope died and went to Heaven and Saint Peter handed him a skateboard to get around. Just as he was getting used to it, a long limousine pulled up and a guy got in. The Pope asks “How come he got a limo and I got a skateboard?” Saint Peter answered “We have a lot of Popes, but he’s the first lawyer”
purepaul 6 months ago
Wish I could con the app to add a few extra likes. So funny.
Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago
The Bible says “Store up treasures in Heaven.” Obviously, you didn’t. Too late now.
rodney 6 months ago
I would be ecstatic if I’m even considered eligible for entry
bhamdodger 6 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
awittbek Premium Member 6 months ago
Your mansion in heaven is built on earth.
ehselin1967 6 months ago
Could be worse- Bear Down Chicago Bears
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He wants to be in seventh heaven ’cause the first six suck.
The Brooklyn Accent 6 months ago
Spirit Airlines?
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
So, you wanna Hang out with the righteous snobs, huh?
christelisbetty 6 months ago
Angels with dirty faces, end up on the dirty clouds,