Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 14, 2023

since you seem to be a new folk in town, note this down: anywhere away from andy is great idea.

Andy’s In-Laws, interesting?

What a lazy old jerk.

Ladies wearing black lipstick not admitted anyway, so out ya go!!

I guess they’re not up for some entertainment.

Could have been worse. Could have been her soiled knickers. Dilly! Dilly!

I’d rather have that than smokers!

Was the Pub’s liquor too hard on her teeth?

A message to the couple: try a pub where Capp is permanently banned. They’re all over town.

I’m sure Affie would have found today’s strip very funny. I do miss his explanations. This is better than most strips lately.

I’m sure she had a real good reason for doing such a thing.

They should have stayed. Jack does not charge for entertainment and that’s a sure bet with Andy around.

A quick in and out….thanks to Andy’s mother-in-law………..

I frequently take my teeth out, but I have yet to leave them in a bar.

Lazy cartooning! This entire strip was done before. All they did was add different dialogue to create a new gag. Usually, they just slip in a previously drawn ( read cut-n-paste ) panel, but lately, they’ve been using complete strips!

‘everybody knows your name’

Actually I saw a guy take out his teeth at a wedding reception and place them on the table in view of the guests! He was the brides father!

They got turned off by that? That’s trivial compared to what normally happens. Normally it’d be fight cloud.

Too bad the couple left, because Andy’s glass is empty. New blood, don’t you know.

He had enough ambience. Now, he’s ready for beer.

Old joke: “She only goes out with the upper set. She keeps the lower set in a glass by her bed.”

“Somewhere Else” in Hartlepool is the hip new place I’ve heard ;-)

xxx

@Everyone

I got a letter this morning telling me that my blood donation on 2nd Jan had to be moved to another venue. The new venue is a hotel.

I’m even more excited now.

Old couples shouldn’t be pub hopping…

Definitely go somewhere else.

Relatives, including artificial ones (in the true meaning of that word), can be a serious pain in the __.

A visit to the Rose and Crown is a trip into the British Twilight Zone.

Could not agree more tourists imagine anybody leaving their false teeth on the bar