Jeff Danziger for November 02, 2023

I must be missing something. Danziger isn’t usually so oblique.

Next summer, I’ll betcha you’re not up to whitewashing the fence, either.

He’s got her number.

I don’t know, my wife and I pretty much split the shoveling right down the middle. Equal snow for all – worked great.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel.

My attitude is, “god put it there, god can take it away.”

I know what he’s shoveling. I wonder when she’ll see it.

Jeff: wear a hat and sunglasses for the next few days when you go out