The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 25, 2023

I like the blood red aggressifier.

All that sucking will ruin his teeth.

you suck as a mother!

I’ll bet breast feeding would be pretty painful!

—) Vampire mothers lactate a blood fluid for a few months after childbirth. From then on, most rely on nutritious blood-based formula to feed their offspring. The Gerber® Baby product is very popular, as it is guaranteed hypoallergenic. (Gerber vampire babies are pictured with small fangs.)

Cue the Talking Heads.

They can’t reflect on how sleeping schedules work.

He doesn´t look like he´s 18 – 19 years old!

Look he has grandpa Nosferatu’s ears.

If he cried during the day, they’d just have to leave him alone anyhow.

Vampires being big fans of Batman is a natural fit. Brilliant.

The perfect baby vamp!

So would it sleep in a Crybpt?

It’s normal for him to do a little coffin.

How soon before he graduates from plasma to whole blood.

If he could talk, he’d say fangs for the mammories.

Does she take her child to work?

Talking dirt … Transylvania dirt.

She’ll be disappointed if his first word is “mummy.”

Hmm, sounds like my new grandson – except he’s awake most of the day too!

she sounds very fangful…

Is that a Batman symbol on the wall? Do this is Bruce Wayne’s love child?