Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 12, 2023

Except the spiders. And there’s lots of Parkour spiders.

At the end of the day I Park our spider.

I lived in a rural area for years. Field critters somehow managed to get into the house. Certain varieties of small wolf spiders are daring hunters that scamper all over and investigate everywhere. A few drowned in my nightstand water glass, and one got trapped at the bottom of my snack bowl. I learned to look before I drank or grabbed a handful of chips.

Doug Savage’s nightmares!

Indeed I do … hate the jumping spiders.

I will name him Peter. Peter Parkour.

when i was little my kid sister screamed in the middle of the night…when we all got up to see why…she was in the bathroom crying and frantic ..she was drinking a glass of water and …well… when we got to the bathroom the glass was in the sink and a half of a centipede was in it….. still makes me shiver and laugh every time i think of it…thanks for reminding me…..k

Oy! Heebeejeebees

Parkour spider??!?!?!!! Yes, I definitely hate that!!!!!

He must have watched videos of it on the web.

Thank the maker they don’t have WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It’s not really parkour if you do it with a net (or a web). :)

Do you mean … Peter Parkour?

This made me laugh so hard I spit my margarita onto my keyboard. You owe me a new keyboard. ;-D