Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal(but I’m going to be a diamond someday).
check the carbon datingon his ID
Besides, you don’t want beer. You want coal porter.
It requires 60,000 Atmospheres of pressure to turn coal into a diamond.
It’s a “coal, cruel world”!
There’s a diamond in that rough somewhere.
He´s obviously a miner.
Same old story, it has a familiar ring.
A miner/minor mistake…
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
His little hat should be on backwards.
Or move to San Francisco. All you need to do there is walk in pickup a sixpack and walk out.
This kid sure has taken his lumps.
You must be 50 million years old to buy beer.
Yah, I’ve taken my lumps.
Okay, so you don’t serve coal minors, but do you serve coal minors’ daughters?
Seven – Eleven? Oh craps. P.S. takes a lot of heat too, sans oxygen, or like we humans, it brings on another mass mass extinction.
That’s expensive beer.
This is a job for Superman! (True fans know what I’m talking about.)
oldpine52 9 months ago
Cue up John Anderson’s I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal(but I’m going to be a diamond someday).
ronaldspence 9 months ago
check the carbon datingon his ID
Ratkin 9 months ago
Besides, you don’t want beer. You want coal porter.
TStyle78 9 months ago
It requires 60,000 Atmospheres of pressure to turn coal into a diamond.
iggyman 9 months ago
It’s a “coal, cruel world”!
uniquename 9 months ago
There’s a diamond in that rough somewhere.
Prey 9 months ago
He´s obviously a miner.
joe piglet Premium Member 9 months ago
Same old story, it has a familiar ring.
Budster01 9 months ago
A miner/minor mistake…
jango 9 months ago
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Queen of America 9 months ago
His little hat should be on backwards.
timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago
Or move to San Francisco. All you need to do there is walk in pickup a sixpack and walk out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
This kid sure has taken his lumps.
anomaly 9 months ago
You must be 50 million years old to buy beer.
Jayalexander 9 months ago
Yah, I’ve taken my lumps.
Daeder 9 months ago
Okay, so you don’t serve coal minors, but do you serve coal minors’ daughters?
zeexenon 9 months ago
Seven – Eleven? Oh craps. P.S. takes a lot of heat too, sans oxygen, or like we humans, it brings on another mass mass extinction.
AndrewSharpe 9 months ago
That’s expensive beer.
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
This is a job for Superman! (True fans know what I’m talking about.)