Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2023

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to squeeze it out of the peasants in blood?

One time I weighed 11 pounds.

Raise the taxes, that way you can spend more

“Good, they’re gonna need that and more.”

I bet that they ordered a lot of white-out as well.

I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night.

If only you could see me now.

My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he’d help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo.

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?

Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B.

(And that’s all the ‘Ink’ puns that I could come up with in the middle of the night.)

There are several simple solutions, Fink. I think the one you’d like most is to raise taxes.

Wonder what rulers used to rule over their subjects with before money?

They sell ink by the pound ? I had no idea

Hmm? Are the using it for not approving the Finks budget? I don’t think so, they should know better, it must be for the poor citizens tax return?

They said we don’t need black ink at all……

Now they need some Visine ink…helps to get the red out…

Why is this this a surprise! The Kingdom has always been, awash in red ink.

Buy some black ink.

Inflation!

Biden and Yellen

the Kingdom of ID is a very modern up to date country with its budgets and leader controls. like USA, and Canada.

I did not know ink was sold by the pound.

Ah yes. The good ol’ days when we used ink for stuff. I don’t think the upcoming generation actually knows how to use ink sticks any more.

Ooh, they must be really in the hole.

Sounds like our government in Canada

Time to raise that debt ceiling for the umpteenth time

Death and Taxes May be Certain, But We Don’t Have to Die Every Year.

No, no. LOWER the taxes. That way you can sell more bonds so the highest earners earn even more money to hoard and not let circulate through the economy.

Pass an America Rescue Plan or an Inflation Reduction Act. That will put many trillions in the finks pockets.

So that’s about 5 quarts. Lots of ink.

doesn’t he mean 10 gallons of ink ?