FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 10, 2023

Taking stock

When I got a YouTube channel, I tried to think of something I could do, but I never did anything useful with it.

Jason? You ARE a blonde! (In more ways than one…)

Is this turning into a bunch of blonde jokes?

Unfortunately, she didn’t go away, in spite of her “stock-trading mess.”

“Blond” or “blonde”? Many years ago I learned that if it’s referring to a woman, it’s “blonde.” If referring to a man, it’s “blond.”

Just a little worthless trivia from an old retired guy who has little else to do.

Oh yeah, this is one of the weirder storylines…

Jason is blonde and has long hair. He doesn’t need a wig.

I love Jason’s ambition. All he needs are a pair of doily scissors.

What in the world are doily scissors? I have made doilies for years but have never needed any special scissors.

This week’s arc is going make a lot of us feel old.

The things Jason tries in order to keep funding his ‘Star Wars’ action figures and video games…