They make bird seed impregnated with hot pepper that will stop that short. The birds can’t taste the hot pepper. The squirrels can. And it’s fun watching the squirrels react to a mouthful of fire.
The show’s theme song should be “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce. (If you’re not familiar with the song, Google it and get a good laugh. It spent 15 weeks on the charts in 1975.)
I still have a corded phone. It is much more satisfying to slam down the receiver when a telemarketer calls than it is to just push a button on a cell phone to cut them off.
I wonder what ever happened to Jon’s friend Lyman who was Odie’s original owner?