Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 31, 2022

At first, I was wondering why they would use a cattle prod instead of teeth. Maybe it would be easier to get their money back with a cattle prod.

Hawthorne would look great on a serving plate surrounded by lemon slices and on the half-shell!!

Well said!

At least my Trump trading cards are worth a fortune!

“Zap” Hawthorn again…several times. He deserves it. But, they shouldn’t bet on that getting their money back.

“Money can’t buy happiness” actually means “the mindless accumulation of luxury goods leads to diminishing returns on satisfaction.” It does NOT mean “the poor should learn to be satisfied without basic necessities and/or financial security.”

No sign on the front of Hawthorne’s desk that says “Major”. Wonder who the lagoon could elect if they booted Hawthorne?

Yes! Hawthorne finally gets karma for scamming the others out of their money!

Undersea cattle prod. Interesting. Wonder if that is like undersea welding?

That would be a crabble pod…

Hawthorne could join electric eels in a documentary about electrified aquatic life, hosted by Shock Cousteau.

A cattle prod underwater? Ow, indeed…..

Finally the cattle prod.

If Sherman lost all their money, how did he buy a cattle prod?

Careful! If you cook him you’ll never get your money back!