Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2022

One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.

I’m afraid to ask what he does for her.

She is a tall one!

One time I was in apartment 5D.

that makes him living in 5D, right?

wouldn’t it be easier to sit at the edge of the hole with your feet down into the next apartment?

Bleeb’s over with the can of beer.

Mrs. Cragner has a very hairy arm.

go see FootDocDana

They do seem to be getting further away year after year.

Wonder what she wanted in return….

Mrs Cragner…nipping at his toes…..EW

what else does she take care of thru the hole hmmm?

That is gross, but clever.

“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Um… good morning Mrs. Cragner… I uh…. fell through the hole, again!

Is there two bleebs on the dresser one in the cup

I used to cut my late loving wife’s toenails and shave her legs too. It was just something that happened and she enjoyed the extra attention.

First you can’t see your feet, then you can’t reach them?

This could be very bad when, in the middle of the dark night, he wakes up with the call of nature and decides to head to the bathroom

You mean they aren’t on a first name basis yet?

There should be an age when your toenails just stop growing ~ who needs them!!

Mrs Cragner appears to have foot fetish.

Did Mrs. Cragner knock three times on the ceiling?

I’m almost 8 months pregnant…sign me up for this service!

My wife dragged me into a nail shop for a pedicure about 5 years ago. I was hooked immediately, haven’t cut my toenails since.

Uh, that’s not Mrs. Cragner!

eww

Does she make house calls?

Is Mrs. Cragner’s apartment actually a Toe Away zone?

I could use that service, but I live in the basement, so I would hate to see who would come up from below.