Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 14, 2021

Damn that autocorrect!!!

/SHMIRK/

Lettuce spray.

There’s been a catch with every single wish.

Must be using Alexa for speech recognition.

All Pam has to do is drop it. Then, peas on earth. Okay, no, she;s not on the Earth, drat.

One wish. I wish I lived two hundred years from now. Then, I won’t have to deal with today’s Tyrant Worshipers…..

Thereby showing the importance of proper enunciation.

I wished for a president who could trump all others in goodness and wisdom….

Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs?

Gracie Hart: That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. … … … And world peace!

A similar theme on 1 and Done:

https://www.gocomics.com/1-and-done/2021/07/12

She at least achieved something realistic.

World peace is just hot air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNd4BOoS-hs

I have a friend with a very heavy Brooklyn accent. Alexa can’t understand him either.

it’s great that pam can enjoy peas in our time…

That reminds me of the X-Files episode featuring a genie. When Fox wished for world peace, the genie removed all humans.

Stop the violins!

Stop using Bing.

Give peas a chance.

“I wish for a turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With lettuce….and AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys. I don’t want to be turned into a turkey myself or anymore weird surprises. Got it?!!”

Well, no wonder! Doc has his thumbs in its ears!

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

Give peas a chance.

So that was Jared’s solution – a mispronounced wish. That explains it.

Everything came from the ground. Thus the whirled peas is a world piece.

When Agent Mulder wished for world peace, the genie removed all the other people from the planet…

Dr Mel’s Wish Granter is no better than a real live Genie.

They always stick you with a Bad Pun when they grant your wishes, too.

Could have been worse, the extinction of humans, or is that good?

Good thing she didn’t wish for “peace on earth”. Then we all would have been swamped with pea soup!

I’d wish for a slice of rhubarb pie a la mode!