Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 17, 2021

It could eventually pose a problem for Phoebe’s ghost.

So the last time Sparkleface McGee and Marigold Heavenly Nostrils hung out together was in the fourteenth century?

Don’t be pragmatic when she’s looking for sympathy.

Maybe she is trolling for a hug, Max.

Can’t really call this a once in a lifetime opportunity, can we?

Max is trying his best.

Marigold’s focus on herself leads me to wonder if she is turning into a unicorn. I see a theme here.

Marigold is already a unicorn.

and then marigold and sparklefacemcgee meet with each other for another year after being separated for 700 or so years

This reminds me a bit of the Sandman comics where the Sandman meets a friend every 100 years at a bar.

I wonder how Marigold and Sparkleface became friends rather than pure rivals.

Max is helping her by reframing the problem.

Max’s best line so far.

I find pragmatism to be very useful.