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  1. about 8 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Baths are for cleaning, electronics are for relaxing (when used in certain ways). But snoring is indeed an odd noise.

  2. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Accurate enough, except the heart is not visible from the outside.

  3. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Alternatively, the fact that there are no spying unicorns could mean none of them saw it.

  4. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    When Mozart was a child, it was said that if you challenged him to play a high-tempo song with only one finger, he’d do it four times as fast.

  5. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I would imagine that if the tail had taken after Splendid Humility, he would never forgive the fates for allowing that aspect of his appearance to be known.

  6. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    So it didn’t try coming out through the leghole or waistband before punching it’s own exit? What kind of physics is this thing operating on?

  7. 6 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    The logic is sound. It takes sparkles to move other sparkles, and so a single unicorn transferring their entire worth of sparkles is a mathematical impossibility.

  8. 7 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I just know it’s going to be something stupidly mundane. Something like spit bubbles.

  9. 8 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I see Marigold is still making use of the fact that she doesn’t have to wear shoes. Well, I guess Phoebe isn’t really required to either. It’s a bad idea in this weather, but it’s not illegal.

  10. 9 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    She can headbutt things without getting her horn stuck.