Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 08, 2021

One time I saw an ocean that was getting 1.6 inches wider every year.

May the Lord be with you.

Some cities are more concerned with the height than the width.

It just occurred to me…Harrison Ford is not the youngest fellow.

Since the Pacific ocean is narrowing by that same rate of 1.5 inches per year; in a mere 2,323,200 years the 55 mile gap o the Bering Strait will close and Alaska will make contact with Siberia

is that also because the continents are drifting apart?

Did the band ever give Han a solo?

Roll them cases out and lift them amps. Haul them trusses out and get ’em up them ramps.

They know this about the Atlantic Ocean because it’s 12.5 feet wider now than it was 1,000 years ago.

That must be one long tape measure.

Harrison Ford? Looks like Barry Gibb to me!

Oy sigh, gibnee. Nyocken farfnarf nyalperilsky.

Take care, may Harrison Ford housekeeper Myrtle Schauervord be with you, and gesundheit.

Mr Ford also worked a a carpenter in the 60s. He was on a crew that did a remodel of my grandparents’ house in the late 1960s. He was also the last actor in the old studio system.

Great art today! Believe it or not!

Thanks for the kind words Steve Silver! My joke du jour has to do with a elderly Jewish man who was browsing around the butcher shop. He stopped, pointed at some cuts in the case and asked the butcher “How much are these veal cuts”? The butcher says “Those are pork chops”! The Jewish man angrily responds with..“Did I ask you vat it vas”? Adios Muchachos!

guess I’ll have to wait for about 100,000,000 years to own beachfront property

Have a wonderful day my friends.

Does that mean the Pacific ocean is getting 1.5 inches narrower?

‘Roader of the Lost Arch’?

The Beatles account for 25% of all albums sold.

The further from Europe the better.

The Atlantic expanding is actually the Mid-Atlantic Ridge expanding due to plate tectonics. A portion of the ridge is on land in Iceland and the walls of the rift valley of Þingvellir are moving apart at about 7 mm a year. It also causes the floor of the valley to subside at the rate of about 1 mm a year. You can actually see it and straddle the North American and Eurasian plates.

if beetles are 25%, what’s the other 75%? human beings or other?

So Ford decided to strike out on his own and go Solo? (Sorry…)

Roadies were the gateway to the band for the groupies. Lots of quid pro quo.

That’s because of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Not very impressive, I get wider than that every year (or so it seems)…

Do all those beetles live in a yellow submarine?