Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 08, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    At least there’s no ambiguity over what you’re allowed to say.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    No way! I love bananas too!

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 3 years ago

    Marigold probably knows that Phoebe’s parents bought her at the flea market.

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    Antiyonder  over 3 years ago

    Better curse than one from an episode of a show called Round the Twist (kid show from the 90s that I caught in the early 2000s). Character was stuck ending every sentence by saying “without my pants”.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    keep trying, Phoebe, and maybe the Privacy Curse will be lifted

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    At least she didn’t exclaim, “Coconut!”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What about point-ed sticks?

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    bopard  over 3 years ago

    No I can’t, yes I can, no I can’t, yes I can. Pretty good hint here.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Kumquat! Would have been funnier.

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    StackableContainers  over 3 years ago

    It’s so funny that question comes up so often when someone finds out you are doing therapy. Family and close friends want to know if you talk about them. And then they want to know what you say about them.

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    guchin  over 3 years ago

    HIPAA transcends the 4th wall.

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    Banana! It’s a very fine fruit!

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    BiggerNate91  over 3 years ago

    Quite the creative instance of magical censorship.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The problems are always bananas

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    Firestar  over 3 years ago

    Just go BANANAS!

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    amaneaux  over 3 years ago

    BANANA! is the new UNICORN!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, it makes more sense than “BLART!”

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    Craig Westlake  over 3 years ago

    The use of this curse has caused many problems at the Chiquita produce company…

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    dogday Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We may have forgotten in the Era of Let It ALLLLLL Hang Out, but privacy is FAR from a curse! To paraphrase Shakespeare, it is twice blest’; it blesseth him who IS private and all who benefit from that privacy (i.e., don’t have to participate in the minutiae of others’ love lives, digestive processes, dives into the deepest corners of paranoid hell, etc., etc.) No, Privacy is much desired and worth more than fine gold!

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    Cat that Adore Comics  over 3 years ago

    She’s telling u to get her a banana

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