Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 13, 2020

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    lee85736  over 3 years ago

    Ah, cold pizza and warm flat beer…my breakfast of runners-up.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Huh? What’s wrong with leftover day-old philosophy?

    And what is less-than-mediocre pizza? As bad as pizza may be, it’s still delicious.

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    “Pizza will get you through a day without answers better than answers get you through a day without pizza.”

    -Grassy Noel

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    flyertom  over 3 years ago

    If the pizza is in the ‘great’ category, there’s never any leftovers.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    Do I want the $8 pizza with a cup of toppings or the local $30 pizza with 5 pounds of toppings?

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    starfighter441  over 3 years ago

    Cold pizza and a warm beer, breakfast of champions.

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    Left-over pizza re-heated in the oven is pretty good. Makes it crispier.

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    Jefano Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In my experience, the very best pizza was so much better the next day (served cold) that it was worth ordering an extra one or two save in the fridge right away. But that was from a local delivery outfit that hasn’t been around for years … gad, how I miss them!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Kant argue with this.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When you were going to school, did they let the school janitor eat with you in the cafeteria? Me neither.

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    BillGrigg  over 3 years ago

    What the heck is leftover pizza?

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    cervelo  over 3 years ago

    I may have mentioned this before. This kid reminds me of Peanut’s Marcie.

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    retiredgezzer  over 3 years ago

    I like cold pizza.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Kid is sharp. No matter the subject, this one made for fun reading.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “I want cold pizza for breakfast, in a pinch cold spaghetti will do, Maybe a couple of onion rings to make this gitl well rounded…” Christine Lavin

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    jessegooddoggy  over 3 years ago

    I am craving the flaky crust pizza seen the movie The Two Popes, apparently only available in Italy.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    Yes, pineapple doesn’t ruin a great pizza, not eating it ALL while it’s hot, ruins a great pizza! (I rarely have pineapple on pizza, but I don’t mind it. Once part of a crew that liked pineapple and jalapeño pizzas, way to go Lisa.)

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Leftover pizza breakfast of champions.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    I lived in SE Michigan for 20 years; there is NO great pizza in SE Michigan.

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    becida  over 3 years ago

    Leftover pizza for breakfast is one of the good things in life, if you had good pizza the night before and there isn’t any left in the morning you didn’t get enough when you started.

    It’s kind of like meatloaf, sandwiches the next day is usually the reason I make meatloaf the night before… if there isn’t any left I didn’t make enough.

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    Tallguy  over 3 years ago

    I had a friend who would order pizza and pop it straight in the fridge. Dude loved cold pizza in the morning.

    Does having insane friends reflect on them or me?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Funny, I had leftover pizza a half hour before reading this.

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    dialfred  over 3 years ago

    Great pizza is seldom left over. …I’ve found that reheating pizza in a toaster oven can make it almost like fresh baked

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    jeffrey.nowakowski  over 3 years ago

    Obviously, never had a “St. Louis “pizza.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    A girl after my own heart – I have no interest in ruining a good pizza with philosophy either.

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