Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 09, 2020

Be aware, Unicorn indemnity only applies to victimless crimes.

The plaid sky sure attracted us readers.

I wondered if the Shield would cover something as big as the sky from horizon to horizon. Of course, Phoebe’s spell did so in the first place.

Now, the question is whether it also covered what Marigold did in Phoebe’s body, like writing with the pencil in her mouth. Dakota noticed something, though she’s already seemingly immune from having been around Marigold so much.

Wait Wait Wait.

Marigold no longer pronounces the “Shield of Borningness” in its properly fancy font?

I am AGHAST.

Well done

Sorry, I just gotta say that we’re living in a world created by “no consequences.” Not cute. Even for a minute. Sorry; going now….

I think it would be cool to see a plaid sky.

No Consequences!