In my observation, an image works even better than a colorful description, on that Twit thing or Facebroke. Back when people actually communicated, though, Frazz would have been right.
They say that brevity is, in fact, the soul of wit.
Twitter doesn’t have a patent on that. People have been flaming since the internet began.
I live in Arizona and during the summer we fry eggs on the side walk all the time. The temp is always 100°+
If you pay attention to people’s opinions on Twitter, I have a YouTube comments section for you.
A sterile fact can’t be responsible for a pregnant pause.
For the twitterpated, slamming a truth is automatic
“Why not just say what the temperature is?” Because the people who say the phrase aren’t checking it at the moment.
Spock: Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor? – Star Trek IV
Oh, how I look forward to not having government-by-Twitter.
You could have knocked me down with a fender!
It’s not the heat, it’s the humility!
It’s time to turn this team around 360 degrees!
That which hits the fan will probably not get evenly distributed!
Don’t be standing in front of the fan at distribution time!
Isn’t that basically Twitter’s Motto?
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.
July 31, 2013
Concretionist over 3 years ago
In my observation, an image works even better than a colorful description, on that Twit thing or Facebroke. Back when people actually communicated, though, Frazz would have been right.
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
They say that brevity is, in fact, the soul of wit.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Twitter doesn’t have a patent on that. People have been flaming since the internet began.
pekelopan Premium Member over 3 years ago
I live in Arizona and during the summer we fry eggs on the side walk all the time. The temp is always 100°+
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
If you pay attention to people’s opinions on Twitter, I have a YouTube comments section for you.
Whatcouldgowrong over 3 years ago
A sterile fact can’t be responsible for a pregnant pause.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
For the twitterpated, slamming a truth is automatic
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“Why not just say what the temperature is?” Because the people who say the phrase aren’t checking it at the moment.
gcarlson over 3 years ago
Spock: Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor? – Star Trek IV
Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh, how I look forward to not having government-by-Twitter.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
You could have knocked me down with a fender!
It’s not the heat, it’s the humility!
It’s time to turn this team around 360 degrees!
That which hits the fan will probably not get evenly distributed!
Don’t be standing in front of the fan at distribution time!
Jason Scarborough over 3 years ago
Isn’t that basically Twitter’s Motto?
FrankTAW 6 months ago
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t.