If I moonlighted as a verb based on my middle name (with a somewhat different spelling), I would “chop or cut (something, especially wood or coal) with an axe, pick, or other tool.”
‘Ralph’ is sadly a slang term for vomiting. And I say ‘sadly’ because that was the name of one of my grandfathers. Goat is telling Rat as usual to be careful about what he says about others, as should we all.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Remember not to pig out at dinner.
Sherlock Watson almost 4 years ago
But what about Dick?
Bilan almost 4 years ago
The table was turned on you, Rat. Paris got your goat.
Notaspy almost 4 years ago
“Ralph”?
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Sue could sue pat for harassment.
wiatr almost 4 years ago
This was a category on Jeopardy! tonight. IIRC, it was called “When the verb is a name.”
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
Don’t let Rat get your Goat – Rat him out during the open Mike, then stick him with the Bill for the all the drinks you consumed getting Merry.
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
Then there’s Peter, Neil, Stu, Eddy, and Ted.
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
What about Russel, Stu, Frank (post a letter), Lance…..?
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
that’s gotta impact HR…
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Don’t “Stew” in your juices over it!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
LOL! Rat did not think that one through!
c001 almost 4 years ago
“There’s no noun that cannot be verbed.” (Calvin)
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
Do not hire that guy Benjamin Dover as he can moonlight as a phrasal verb…..
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
That Ro needs a dent!
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
If I moonlighted as a verb based on my middle name (with a somewhat different spelling), I would “chop or cut (something, especially wood or coal) with an axe, pick, or other tool.”
mjb515 almost 4 years ago
You should also not hire a Harry, unless you are looking for a fight.
willispate almost 4 years ago
also, never hire the guys from the Abbot and Costello’s “Who’s on First” gag, you’ll end up with a lotta headaches.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
I’d think you’d want to hire them as verbs. You’d get employees with a “bias for action”!
Sue, of course, would be your lawyer.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Yes Rat you are one of a kind ! … Croc Power !
jel354 almost 4 years ago
Goat could be the G.O.A.T.
James Wolfenstein almost 4 years ago
Most of them can moonlight as nouns too
Reader almost 4 years ago
Multi-talented employees
RW Holly almost 4 years ago
Ralph: Vomit, spew, hurl, up-chuck, hoark, technicolor yawn, shout at your shoes, bark at the ants, deliver a street pizza……
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Someone needs to Nick Pastis. Then Ralph on him.
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
It may not be your name but you could still be Randy.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I sometimes think that is how people read a resume
Rev Phnk Ey almost 4 years ago
Ralph was listed but what about his brother Hurl?
hfelder7219 almost 4 years ago
Coincidence that this was a category on Jeopardy yesterday!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
‘Ralph’ is sadly a slang term for vomiting. And I say ‘sadly’ because that was the name of one of my grandfathers. Goat is telling Rat as usual to be careful about what he says about others, as should we all.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
Sally
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
“I am an exception.”
No, that would be Al. He’s Exception Al.
Shonkin almost 4 years ago
Watch that guy Jimmy or your windows could be pried open!
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Slip (Bowery Boys); Snoop (Dog); Bat (Masterson)…
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
That really got Paris’ goat!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Ba dum bum.
evilsofa almost 4 years ago
A lot of people named Karen have been getting fired lately.
ginkens001 almost 4 years ago
Obviously watched “Jeopardy!” yesterday.
circleM almost 4 years ago
Hey I’m a Rob…
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
That’s some goat rule there.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
It’s never a good thing when Mrs. Baker uses my name as a verb.
Tallguy almost 4 years ago
I’m deeply offended. (And fortunately, employed.)
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m not a verb. I’m a noun. The chuck holds the point as the driver spins. Chuck that over the side & see if it floats.
Mentor397 almost 4 years ago
Or Jimmy.
Chad Cheetah almost 4 years ago
What does Goat work as?
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Hey Rat! Too verbose!
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Verbing nouns weirds language!
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I grant you Rat, that you are exceptional. I dunno that it’s a Good Thing, though, in your case….