Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2020

Unless that caveman can work a rock hammer with the patience and determination of Andy Dufresne, think inventing the jackhammer will have to come first.

She might also want to wait for the invention of running water, toilets, and indoor plumbing while she’s at it. I’m guessing even they’d mind living in the equivalent of an outhouse.

I suppose the “media room” is where they’ll paint bison and stuff on the walls.

She’s going to want a bigger cave, with an attached 3 Flintstone car garage and a separate mother-in-law cave in back. All units come with natural granite counter tops in the kitchen

Who’s going to do the wiring and the plumbing for this place?

Do gophers get into arguments like this?

He’ll have to light his own fire. The Doors won’t exist for another million years.

Oh good I see a Nook but where’s the Cranny?

There’s got to be a cave just like that one out there in the big wide world somewhere. Just go and find it.

She’ll divorce him and all he’ll have left is his Man Cave.

The real problem occurs when he says “what are stairs?”

The valet is going to be fine.

Capital improvements will not increase the dwelling’s value until the bears on either side relocate.

I guess he’s never heard of “open concept”.

Bleatch was spealt uncorrecedbly

A home remodel-the bane of my existence.

Not getting a picture. . .whatsamatter?

This is a cartoon, not a political forum. I enjoy reading comments but only if they pertain the subject at hand. How the heck did “drinking the beech” pertain at all to the cartoon? Please find another site to express your political opinions.

NASTY comment above. Do some of you even READ THE COMIC or just come on to vent about your hates?

It’s good to dream so you might as well dream big. She’ll edit the the first Cave Beautiful issue.

We had our bathroom remodeled recently. It had a mold issue and like other parts of the house, we are modifying it for “aging in place.” So you can now drive a motorized wheel chair in there and even into the shower!

However the original plans cost 1/4 of what the house is worth. The contractor said, “but it will add resale value to the house.” Even if that were true, our purpose was not the “flip” the house. Also I doubt that we’d recover the full price of the enhancement.

So we scaled back the plans from the palacial edifice he was proposing (something we did not want) to something more functional and knocked tens of thousands off the contract.

It’s amazing the things other people want to do with your money.

Just wait until he gets the estimate from Og the Remodeler for the kitchen!

He said, standing in the doorway.

I happen to own a ultraviolet injecting contraption, could I offer to sent it to the “Resident” ? So he can demonstrate that his theory if injecting UV stops the COVID-19 ? Does anybody knows the address ?

https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-media-gaffes-coronavirus

Turns out we have to contenders for President that cannot talk and think at the same time

Looks like she has his work cut out for him.

While you’re here screwing around with your grandiose ideas, I’ll be out hunting and gathering. Do you think you’ll have time to make dinner?

Also the birth of living in your home while it’s being remodeled, i.e. divorce. And, lady, that’s about the stupidest floor plan I’ve ever seen, signed, house reality show guy.

On the next CAVEMAN PROPERTY BROTHERS show, Ogg and his twin brother Ugg fight over whether doors should be invented.

Any architect who combines the living room and kitchen should be put to death for their crime.

As seen in Modern Caves and Gardens.

Male turtle to female turtle: “Your place or mine?”

I like this floor plan. One can work in the kitchen and still talk to people in the living room. The study and media room are private areas for people who need quiet time.

Whooo…