In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 14, 2020

I see their golfing through one of Roger Fox’s barbeques

I’m pretty sure a volcano vent is a lateral hazard, drop within two club lengths.

otherwise, I’m declaring “winter rules” and pulling out my foot wedge…

I think the devil wants to play through.

Must be one of those golf courses at the refineries in Texas.

“I chipped into a burning ring of fire . . . "

Bad advice, replacing his ball is going to cost him a penalty stroke.

Fire good.

That golf course is pure hell.

ed’s burning up the course…