Monty by Jim Meddick for April 04, 2020

I would seriously consider revoking Carl’s contract.

Carl has certain… skills… ☺

premature squirt-ilation

normally I’d be against the bullies for their gatekeeping and harassment of newcomers, but this is a rare instance where the victim has everything coming to him.

Melonberry? Is that actually a thing?

Poetic justice, Master Sedgwick! It almost pains me to see Carl acting like such a toadie. I hope you’re compensating him lavishly!

I don’t get it…he totally looked like a legitimate skateboarder to me… Cue the music: “He was a skater, dude; he said “See you later, dude,

Cue the Avril Lavigne song: “He was a skater boy.She said, ‘See ya later, boy.’He wasn’t good enough…”

Melon berry Go-gurt, huh? That’s a … specific … choice to use as a weapon.