Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 20, 2020

There must be amazing laundry service in the Jungle. Weeks of travel and her clothes are still perfectly clean and pressed.

Not to mention the salon that did her hair, nails, and make-up.

You think that would be bad, just imagine Tarzan without a spare pair of spotted underwear for all those weeks together …

There is a Sea Port City in Angola named Cabinda, I wonder if ERB renamed it to Cabina?

Get a hint, Tarzan.

Nope, gotta see Jane…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZJnc4_C8A

Who wouldn’t?

She wouldn’t need to ask me twice!

then Jane swung in

As well as minty breath. Wonder if Jane knows about her husband spending weeks alone in a jungle withsomeone maybe younger? And the sleeping arrangements?

Hmm. Methinks Ms. Cole enjoyed that spanking episode just a little too much. Just sayin’. ;-)

Where is the cabina seaport?

I’m beginning to think Tarzan has wives all over the place. Tarzan: “Honey, heading off to work, not sure for how long. See you when i get back.”

Roll the dice, Tarzan. Give civilization a try. (Is he married to Jane yet in this continuity?)

Is this where he remembers he’s married??

Do it Tarzan! I would love getting an eyeful of the splendorous Miss Betty on a daily basis!

Well… I do have a little leave saved up

“Sorry. This relationship has run its course.”

But Betty, you twit-brained boob…..I already did! LOL ;)