We have a local chain of grocery stores (Harris Teeter) one of them is so big, it takes up a quarter of a shopping center. We call it the Taj Mah-Teeter. It think it covers several zip codes and two time zones. I’ve seen clerks returning carts and there is snow on them … in July.
In a normal store, my wife and I play hide and seek. She will ask me to pick up such-and-such and while I am away she moves off and hides in another aisle. I have to find her. She compounds the task by double-backing and crossing her path. In other words, I cannot eliminate an aisle just because we’ve been there before. Her path best resembles that of a common house fly.
Every now and then as we are playing and employee will ask me, “Can I help you find something?” I respond, “Female, Caucasian, about 6 foot tall, 60-ish, gray hair, answers to the name, Maureen,”
At the Taj, we have to rely on cell phones and GPS to find each other. Without them, the game could go on for days. I have considered having her picture put on the side of a milk carton.
OK guys, how many of you who shop with your spouse wind up playing this game?
Next up: How to survive a trip to a women’s dress shop or store where infant or children’s clothing is sold. (Hint: challenge you wife not to use the words, “cute” or “adorable” especially when handling a little girl’s dress).
There is a Target store in one of the DC suburbs that is so large it is on two floors. I was fascinated by the escalator mechanism to carry your cart to the next floor. No, it doesn’t take a lot to entertain me at times.
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Dry goods section?
Nachikethass over 4 years ago
After the Virus panic?
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“Costco – where house?”
SHIVA over 4 years ago
I think some of them are converted airplane hangers!!
socalvillaguy Premium Member over 4 years ago
Should be Ikea instead. That’s one place where you can lose yourself…and your soul. #Dantes9thCircle
jel354 over 4 years ago
Still closer to the store than I’ve seen some leave their carts.
Zev over 4 years ago
At least they have the sample ladies to provide food and smoothies.
dflak over 4 years ago
We have a local chain of grocery stores (Harris Teeter) one of them is so big, it takes up a quarter of a shopping center. We call it the Taj Mah-Teeter. It think it covers several zip codes and two time zones. I’ve seen clerks returning carts and there is snow on them … in July.
In a normal store, my wife and I play hide and seek. She will ask me to pick up such-and-such and while I am away she moves off and hides in another aisle. I have to find her. She compounds the task by double-backing and crossing her path. In other words, I cannot eliminate an aisle just because we’ve been there before. Her path best resembles that of a common house fly.
Every now and then as we are playing and employee will ask me, “Can I help you find something?” I respond, “Female, Caucasian, about 6 foot tall, 60-ish, gray hair, answers to the name, Maureen,”
At the Taj, we have to rely on cell phones and GPS to find each other. Without them, the game could go on for days. I have considered having her picture put on the side of a milk carton.
OK guys, how many of you who shop with your spouse wind up playing this game?
Next up: How to survive a trip to a women’s dress shop or store where infant or children’s clothing is sold. (Hint: challenge you wife not to use the words, “cute” or “adorable” especially when handling a little girl’s dress).
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
IDK…. For their own protection, seems the grocery store clerks need to wear gloves…Costco employees all had gloves on….but it’s in the air……Oy
J Quest over 4 years ago
Be sure to pick up some Kirkland brand sunscreen…
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Wouldn’t a Bar-B-Que chicken taste good right now?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I see a pallet of bottled water just over the hill……nope, mirage.”
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
But you wouldn’t be so thirsty if you hadn’t eaten that giant plastic jar of cheese balls you found a few miles back…
Madzdad the bard over 4 years ago
There is a Target store in one of the DC suburbs that is so large it is on two floors. I was fascinated by the escalator mechanism to carry your cart to the next floor. No, it doesn’t take a lot to entertain me at times.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
It’s not realistic, the cart’s not taking up a parking spot.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Attention KMart shoppers…